December 2008
14 posts
Mehul: oh!before i forgot,need to tell u something
Naj: what is it!!
time is of the essence!
do you have a child you don't know about?/
WHAT WHAT
on the edge of her seat
Mehul: -___-''
well its worse
its about..
postman pat postman pat
postman pat and his black and white cat
(don don don don)
early in the morning
just when day is dawning
his packs all his bags in his van
XO
Najmah: :O
TEH HORROR
Mehul: tell me about it
STOP COUGHING
Naj: i wish the intern would stop coughing
if this was primary school i would beat him up
Sabrina: hahahahahhaha
Semi-Malay speakers required
Sabrina: eh beb, besok bawak kamera eh
Naj: kamera mane?
digital ye
Sabrina: uh uhh. tak kan film seh. mahal nak develop
kiter tak kaya tau
Naj: a'ah seh
Sabrina: tu ah.
ape la besok kiter orang party party sikit
abeh malam kiter boleh gerek gerek sikit
Naj: gelek gelek juga ye
Sabrina: gelek ke, gerek ke, semua pun boleh ah
Naj: HAHAHA
office annoyance intrudes
QX: fuck him lah seriously
QX: DAMN NOISY
QX: FUCKING PISSED OFFFF
Sab: tell me about it i want to stuff him in a body bag
QX: GOD.
QX: and the way he laughs and whatever.
QX: wahlaaaaaaaaau
QX: just shut up already
Sab: the article you have online is great
What larks
Sabrina: LOL cheese and i opened a box of chocolate cookies
and ate half
and they belong to my sup
so we put it back in the other way around
and glued the box shut
Najmah: bahahahahha
Sabrina: ehehehhehe
We're kidding.... or are we?
Sabrina: i love you
Najmah: thanks i love you too
wanna make out
Sabrina: kinda busy. raincheck?
Najmah: oh sure
Sabrina: great
NO YAKULT?! D:
Najmah: i'm tired from coughing
Sabrina: :O
Najmah: actually i'm just tired
le sigh
it amazes me how people can stock vitagen
and no fucking yakult
what is this
Sabrina: HUH WHYYYYY
what bitches
Najmah: i know right
We're not always fun and laughter, you know
Sabrina: looking at the galaxy/universe sometimes makes me sad
Najmah: yeah
it makes me think about how pointless human endeavour is
what will it all come to?
Sabrina: exactly
Najmah: and then it makesme think how lonely our existence is
Sabrina: like a grain of sand in the ocean
Najmah: i'm pretty sure there's life out there
Sabrina: kinda think so
Fajitas
Najmah: hahahaha
i miss mexican food
like proper fajitas yo
sab we should totes eat at the east side some time
hang out at simpang
have a milo godzilla
then chill at the playground
Sabrina: k
home run baby
Najmah: ice ice baby
Subtle is my Grandpa's middle name
Najmah: oh char
there's been a rat in my house
so my grandfather said he was gonna catch it
Charmaine: ee
Najmah: so i thought okay maybehe's gonna lay some food out with rat poison on a newspaper or something
so i wake up and i see the hugest freakin rusty old trap
sitting in the kitchen
with a piece of bread with nutella in it dangling inside
wtf
Charmaine: nutella bread..
Najmah: it's been there for two days
i think the trap is a tiny bit obvious
Charmaine: just slightly
Char is actually quite smart
Najmah: bubur charchar
Charmaine: butbut
in the what
omg it fits eh
Najmah: HURRR
Charmaine: what what in the butt.
Najmah: confusion
Charmaine: but but.. in the WHAT?
Damn you
Ivan: im eating cookie now
Najmah: damn you yawww
Ivan: cookie is goodz.
Kosher Pasta with the wannabe Jew
Najmah: wah
we can have kosher pasta
did you know that bread is dangerous
Ivan: the singer or the food?
lol
Najmah: LOL
both i think
yeah both.
this is my friend ruiming
Sab: i heard how you declared tuesdays the new fridays
Sab: i approve
Ruiming: happy friday :D
Sab: YAY!!!! :DDDDDDDDD
Ruiming: this week seemed to pass so fast.
Sab: i know. it felt like yesterday was just monday
Sab: OH WAIT it was!
Ruiming: yeah
Ruiming: OMG!
Sab: haha
Sab: sigh
Sab: okay im off
Sab: must rest for the weekend
Ruiming: yeah
Ruiming: know what you mean
November 2008
43 posts
So Annoying
TIME: 4:53 PM
Charmaine: mud
kip
mud
kip
mud
kip
mud
kip
mud
kip
Oh, Mehul.
Mehul: haha i just realized for the first link u put 'Cha Diaries'
cha as in tea i assume
Najmah: hahaha
chai
Mehul: we could make so many cha jokes
like why did the cha/chai bag go to do his own laundry?
cuz he was stained
kneeslap
How do you feel about this blog? Psyched.
Najmah: http://gchadiaries.tumblr.com
eh sorry wrong
http: //gchatdiaries.tumblr.com
Mehul: haha coincidentally i just saw it when i logged on to facebook
omg,im in 1-2 entries
im FAMAAAS LIKE AMAAAS
What what?
Najmah: what what in the butt
Charmaine: i say what what in the butt?
yeah what what in the butt
i gtg DOWWN.
cya at 5
Najmah: aiya
WTF
3:31 PM
From: Sabrina
To: Charmaine, Najmah, Sarah
Queen of Hearts much?
Najmah: THERE BETTER BE STRAWBERRY CHEESECAKRE
or HEADS WILL ROLLL
Charmaine: ur like the queen in alice in wonderland
Najmah: ehh yah
heehee
yeahhh
i am
i'm the queen of heeearts
i'm the queen of heeearrts
nananananana
Charmaine: OFF WITH HER HEAD
Almost dirty
Sabrina: himym is back eh
da-yum cool
Najmah: ?
himym? hymen?
Sabrina: how i met your mother
Najmah: hehehehe
Scurvy dogs like cheese
Sabrina: the 'where' you were referring to, is it in reference to the location of the deck
Najmah: yeah
haha
i was just imagining us eating cheese sandwiches with pirates
for some reason
Sabrina: havent you had dinner on the deck with us? and wanky?
Najmah: single slices, low fat arrr
Flip-flops
Najmah: le sigh can’t wait for this day to be over
Najmah: i’m already looking forward to friday
Sabrina: haha im kinda looking forward to thurs
Sabrina: i have an interview with a sailor
Sabrina: then i can go
Sabrina: ahoy, mate
Najmah: and then he will go harty har har
Sabrina: indeed
Najmah: i’m tweeting
Najmah: all the women in the office are giving me weird looks
Najmah: bleagh
Sabrina: wy why
Najmah: because i’m the only one in the office with good taste apparently
Najmah: who knows
Sabrina: i get weird looks
Sabrina: only because im pressing a tissue to my ear and you can spot my flip flops from china
Randomness prevails
Najmah: mornin
Najmah: red bull in one hand, milo in the other
Sabrina: did you get my text?
Sabrina: just had a hearty macs breakfast
Najmah: no i can’t get any texts or calls
Sabrina: oh i shall tell you here then
Sabrina: i was waiting for the lift and the doors open and this man comes out and goes “GOOOOOOOD MORNING PEOPLEEEEEE!”
Not today
Najmah: ya. okay la no worries i’ll just check later
Najmah: omg i’m so annoyed at the people in my office
Najmah: they’re so bland
Sabrina: hahaha no one’s in today cause monday is apparently meeting day
Najmah: sweet
Sabrina: even marketing guy’s out or lunch which is a rarity
Sabrina: hahahahahahah he saw me and i went HAAAAAAAAI
Najmah: D: surely there’s got to be some sort of protection for that
Najmah: like a HAI shield
Najmah: HAAAAAA-
Najmah: not today bitch!
Puss?
Sabrina: you there?
Sabrina: are you free today for dinner
Najmah : of course
Najmah: i am suuuuuuuper stuck for ideas so i’m going to kick back for a while
Najmah: i think you’ll like my outfit today
Sabrina: oh okay er
Sabrina: i need to go heeren to get HP to check out my bleeding and pussing
Sabrina: piercin so i’ll meet you after?
Sabrina: pussing hahahahaha
Najmah: hahahaha what the hell
A normal day
Najmah: aiya i hate this
Sabrina: me too
Najmah: poof
Sabrina: have you been reading my blog?
Sabrina: haha
Najmah: no lol i’ve been dead tired at home weeping over 50’s movies
Symbolic French Toast
Sabrina: okay so the deal is everyone buy what they want and meet up at the deck to eat
so you can have a gourmet meal or a bag of chips or whatever suits your budget
Najmah: ooh! my poor wallet can handle that i venture
i'm still proud of my french toast btw
it was more than french toast. It was a step to my inevitable adulthood
Swigh
Sabrina: yes
sigh
i love them
my sup said that swigh = sigh + why
which i suppose kinda makes sense
Najmah: it fits
we are questioning the mundanity of life
Sabrina: true
;O
Sabrina: ;O
i love that face
;O
hahahaa
Najmah: it's so confused
hahahaha
it's like i'm quite surprised that i'm winking
Giraffes, Shmiraffes
Sabrina: i wished i was 10feet tall
LIKE A GIRAFFE
Najmah: giraffes are a joke
Sabrina: oh yeah
you think theyre fake
Najmah: bahaha
but i find it impossible that they can balance
like wtf
Sabrina: and sleep like that
i wonder if theyre bodies have ever touched the ground?
Najmah: probably only when they're born. seriously though do they ever just topple over
from the sheer ridiculity
Sabrina: true
"what! im a giraffe? no freaking way-whooooa"
Microwave Mac and Cheese Part I
TIME: 1:27 PM
Sabrina: omg i just bought a box of microwavable mac&cheese
Najmah: they exist?
Sabrina: muaahaha yes!!!
omg
Najmah: what brand??
shit
i must have it
Sabrina: krafts
Najmah: wah
Highly Amusing
TIME: 5:38 PM
Sabrina: DOMPET
Najmah: hahahahaha
hahaha\shit
hahaha
Sabrina: LOL
Bye
Sabrina: k im offf
Najmah: eh eh eh
i love you all ah
Sabrina: sigh
bye
Najmah: what. no smooch
Sabrina: lick
Najmah: ooer
Halfway Mark
TIME: 4:44 PM
Najmah: mihu is it week 9?
of internship?
Mehul: 10 if im not mistaken
Najmah: wahh
Mehul: half-way mark baybehhhhh
(puts on his aviators)
Cute
TIME: 6:00 PM
Najmah: whats interim grading
Sabrina: no idea
swigh
Najmah: ivan says it was dueyesterday
what the hell?
Sabrina: screw him
Najmah: no thanks
Sabrina: selva muh homie would have tole me
tole
Najmah: HAHA
Sabrina: tole me
Najmah: aw sab
you're so cute when you act black
5:30
TIME: 5:30 PM
Najmah: IT"S 5 30 yeyy
Mehul: confetti
Najmah: confetti is such a lying word. it sounds like a delicious snack to eat
BUT ITS NOT
it's. just. paper.
Mehul: of course its a lying word
CONfetti
-chuckles-
Limerick Fail
TIME: 5:17 PM
Najmah: there once a girl name sabrina
who wished to become a ballerina
so she gave up her plans
to find the dance du romance
now she dances in the musical; Xena!
there once a girl name sabrina
who wished to become a ballerina
so she gave up her plans
to find the dance du romance
now she dances in the musical; Xena!
there once a girl name sabrina
who wished to become a ballerina
so she gave up her plans
to find the dance du romance
now she dances in the musical; Xena!
there once a girl name sabrina
who wished to become a ballerina
so she gave up her plans
to find the dance du romance
now she dances in the musical; Xena!
Sabrina: SHUTUP
: (
boohoohoohoohoo
Najmah: i feel ya
roses are red, violets are blue, i think you are as cute as an emu
Sabrina: bohoohooooo
A story
TIME: 5:02 PM
Sabrina: im starting a story
Najmah: is it
a story about a girl
who cried a river
and drowned the whole world
Sabrina: yes!
Stereotypes are suddenly okay
TIME: 5:00 PM
Najmah: sab i want to be italian
they're just so effing COOL
Sabrina: my dad is convinced he is
Najmah: italian?
Sabrina: he was all, where do i sign to certify im a mafia and my name is roberto
Najmah: roberto corleone who eat-ah dee pasta
FEELING ya
Sabrina: lol
ive been reading a book about a drug addict
Najmah: lol
Sabrina: and i keep FEELING her balls
Najmah: lol that's so wrong
Preggo
TIME: 3:56 PM
Sabrina: naj
i miss you
Najmah: aw
Sabrina: like a pregnant woman misses her period
Najmah: :S
Sabrina: :D
Najmah: :D
The Sad Comic Part II
Sabrina: there's not much lower today can go really
hopefully
Najmah: no you don't understand
this kind of sad makes you think about LIFE
and our fragile existence
do you really WANT THAT
no sab, you should just go to facesinplaces.blogspot.com and be happy
The Sad Comic Part I
TIME: 1:08 PM
Najmah: i found this really sad comic but i didn't want to ruin your day so i showed shafik instead
now his entire day is ruined
Sabrina: YAY
good job
no i wanna see it
NY
TIME: 1:04 PM
Sabrina: new york
Najmah: new york new york!!!
new york new york!!!
new york new york it's a wonderful place
i don't know the rest of the lyrics
Vulgarity
TIME: 12:07 PM
Sabrina: LUNCH
Najmah: yeah gonna get coffee MOFOS
cya in a bit
Reflections
Najmah: wah i hate writing reflections
Ivan: i need headphones
why?
cause you do nothing?
why don't you ask for work?
Najmah: no it's jsut the school always wants our reflections
WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT
Rant
TIME: 5:47pm
Najmah: i think he's a cheap little tart
a cheap little pineapple tart you buy in bulk from batam and you look forward to it because surely it must be better than singapore made tarts but NO
you are disappointed
because it's not really pineapple tarts at all, it's pineapples in a tincan tarts laced with cyanide
and you end up dying
cold and alone
Who says interns are underappreciated
Sabrina: there's a bit of tension going on here cause some other department guy wanted qx and i to design something for them
and my bosses are pissed
: /
i feel so loved
The Boyfriends learns to gchat
Sloth: where's the ghost in your family pic
Najmah: haha
wait ah i look for it
Sloth: im at your blog
haha
the photo like a bit too small
Najmah: http://najmetender.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/p081108_18212.jpg
to the bottom left of the tv
yah you have to zoom in.
do you see it?
Sloth: the white figure
Najmah: yah
Sloth: oh oh