Gchat Diaries: A look at internship mundanity.

Follow us on a journey of caffeinated mornings, droll afternoons and discussions brought on by lunch induced sleepy times. Ah, to be underpaid.
Mon Dec 22
  • Mehul: oh!before i forgot,need to tell u something
  • Naj: what is it!!
  • time is of the essence!
  • do you have a child you don't know about?/
  • WHAT WHAT
  • on the edge of her seat
  • Mehul: -___-''
  • well its worse
  • its about..
  • postman pat postman pat
  • postman pat and his black and white cat
  • (don don don don)
  • early in the morning
  • just when day is dawning
  • his packs all his bags in his van
  • XO
  • Najmah: :O
  • TEH HORROR
  • Mehul: tell me about it

STOP COUGHING

  • Naj: i wish the intern would stop coughing
  • if this was primary school i would beat him up
  • Sabrina: hahahahahhaha

Semi-Malay speakers required

  • Sabrina: eh beb, besok bawak kamera eh
  • Naj: kamera mane?
  • digital ye
  • Sabrina: uh uhh. tak kan film seh. mahal nak develop
  • kiter tak kaya tau
  • Naj: a'ah seh
  • Sabrina: tu ah.
  • ape la besok kiter orang party party sikit
  • abeh malam kiter boleh gerek gerek sikit
  • Naj: gelek gelek juga ye
  • Sabrina: gelek ke, gerek ke, semua pun boleh ah
  • Naj: HAHAHA
Fri Dec 12

office annoyance intrudes

  • QX: fuck him lah seriously
  • QX: DAMN NOISY
  • QX: FUCKING PISSED OFFFF
  • Sab: tell me about it i want to stuff him in a body bag
  • QX: GOD.
  • QX: and the way he laughs and whatever.
  • QX: wahlaaaaaaaaau
  • QX: just shut up already
  • Sab: the article you have online is great
Thu Dec 4

What larks

  • Sabrina: LOL cheese and i opened a box of chocolate cookies
  • and ate half
  • and they belong to my sup
  • so we put it back in the other way around
  • and glued the box shut
  • Najmah: bahahahahha
  • Sabrina: ehehehhehe

We're kidding.... or are we?

  • Sabrina: i love you
  • Najmah: thanks i love you too
  • wanna make out
  • Sabrina: kinda busy. raincheck?
  • Najmah: oh sure
  • Sabrina: great
Wed Dec 3

NO YAKULT?! D:

  • Najmah: i'm tired from coughing
  • Sabrina: :O
  • Najmah: actually i'm just tired
  • le sigh
  • it amazes me how people can stock vitagen
  • and no fucking yakult
  • what is this
  • Sabrina: HUH WHYYYYY
  • what bitches
  • Najmah: i know right

We're not always fun and laughter, you know

  • Sabrina: looking at the galaxy/universe sometimes makes me sad
  • Najmah: yeah
  • it makes me think about how pointless human endeavour is
  • what will it all come to?
  • Sabrina: exactly
  • Najmah: and then it makesme think how lonely our existence is
  • Sabrina: like a grain of sand in the ocean
  • Najmah: i'm pretty sure there's life out there
  • Sabrina: kinda think so

Fajitas

  • Najmah: hahahaha
  • i miss mexican food
  • like proper fajitas yo
  • sab we should totes eat at the east side some time
  • hang out at simpang
  • have a milo godzilla
  • then chill at the playground
  • Sabrina: k
  • home run baby
  • Najmah: ice ice baby

Subtle is my Grandpa's middle name

  • Najmah: oh char
  • there's been a rat in my house
  • so my grandfather said he was gonna catch it
  • Charmaine: ee
  • Najmah: so i thought okay maybehe's gonna lay some food out with rat poison on a newspaper or something
  • so i wake up and i see the hugest freakin rusty old trap
  • sitting in the kitchen
  • with a piece of bread with nutella in it dangling inside
  • wtf
  • Charmaine: nutella bread..
  • Najmah: it's been there for two days
  • i think the trap is a tiny bit obvious
  • Charmaine: just slightly